the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
