The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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