so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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