When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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