think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my shit smells like andre
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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