Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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