i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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