so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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