I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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