we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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