is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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