ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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