I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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