their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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