I could have mohawked her pubes.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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