fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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