For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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