yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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