I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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