whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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