She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize