Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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