How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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