I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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