I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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