what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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