I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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