...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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