I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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