Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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