You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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