I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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