no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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