Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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