I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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