Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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