Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
birth control should be required to get into college
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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