Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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