Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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