Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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