just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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