remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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