I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize