I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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