dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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