i can't believe i had my finger in that
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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