Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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