The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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