At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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