brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My balls are so social today.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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