Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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