Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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