i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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