HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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