I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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