people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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