they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize